People were trying to tell him he was a genius. “Nitro the things you have made shouldn’t even be possible and you want to use them for robbing a bank?”, “Obviously, Spud. The bank is where the real money is at. Now let’s go over the plan one more time.” Spud sighed as Nitro continued.
“First we will hook into the power grid to power my matter mover device which will send Brisket into the basement area. Brisket will then use a laser cutter to cut through the vault door and collect all money that is in the vault. This money will be stored in my infinite volume backpack. Using my matter mover once again we will bring Brisket back to us for a clean getaway.”
“What about me? Also what about the cameras?” Ruckus said. “Right! Good catch Ruckus! Brisket will have a nanotech cloak that nearly perfectly acts as an invisibility cloak.
“Nitro?” Ruckus asked, “What’s going to happen if Cheddar turns on us? Remember, he is only a robot and he also robs convenience stores with bananas as his guns. He seems really unpredictable.”, “Stop worrying about it. If he turns on us, Brisket will handle it. Right, Brisket?”, “Uh, huh.” Brisket says in a gravelly voice. “The plan begins tomorrow at 10am sharp. Don’t sleep in.”
So they all went into their bunks and slept tight. As 9pm approached, Spud couldn’t sleep. So Spud walks into Nitros’ office. Nitro is fidgeting with his model spaceship he named The Aurora. Nitro looked up and asked, “Do you know what the most expensive thing we could steal would be?”, “Uh, boss I wanted to ask you something.”, “Answer my question Spud. What would it be?”, “I don’t know, Nitro. With the technology you make we could probably steal an entire pyramid.”. Nitro looked at him and a grin slowly formed upon his face, “No, no, no Spud.” Nitro said slightly laughing under his breath, “The biggest thing we could steal is…” Nitro whispered to himself quietly, “Pause for dramatic effect”. Nitro flew open the curtains revealing the huge full moon, “THE MOOOOON!” Spuds jaw dropped slightly before pulling himself back together.
“Nitro, I’m going to be honest with you. You are both the smartest human to ever live yet also the dumbest.” Nitro was taken aback by Spud’s words both from being called the smartest human alive but also the dumbest. “Now how could I possibly be the smartest person and the dumbest person alive?” Spud quickly responded, “Your inventions are breaking the laws of physics and yet you use them to rob a bank of a few hundred thousand? You could be the world’s first trillionaire within a week if you patented these and showed them off for good.” Nitro stopped and thought for a moment. “Spud. I may not agree with you at all, not even slightly, in fact I really disagree with you, but you have never tried to betray me ever and have always been there for good advice.
I will take this advice and try it. Now if this doesn’t work you will be dead by daylight. I will put you in a locked up facility and have you be hunted by my favorite movie killers with my nanotech.” As it turns out Spud was right, Nitro unveiled all of his inventions and within 3 days he was on track to becoming a trillionaire. So you may be wondering: “What happened to Cheddar? Wasn’t he supposed to take care of the bank money?” Well yes he was. But after being left behind by Nitro he decided he would try to do it himself and he renamed himself to Nitro and began working on a teleporter. Causing the story to forever carry on.
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 am
I love the dialogue in your story and humor of yelling the “moon”! Also, I thought that all the high tech stuff that the characters were using was interesting.
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 pm
It’s a great story, I like how you use the dialogue. Really nice.