JOHN: You’ve got a college degree? What are you doing here?

MILES: Well, first thing’s first buddy, having a music major is just embarrassing. (PLAY LAUGH TRACK) As for me being here, I might as well use the embarrassment to get paid. (PLAY LAUGH TRACK)

JOHN: Oh, so you’ve become a comedian?

MILES: Yeah, started about a year ago.

JOHN: Oh geez. (PLAY LAUGH TRACK)

MILES: Now hang on, what’s that supposed to mean?

JOHN: You want the real answer?

MILES: Are you implying there’s a different answer?

JOHN: No, just one.

MILES: Why would you say it like there’s more than one?

JOHN: To give you just a teeny bit of hope. (PLAY LAUGH TRACK)

MILES: Uh huh. And tell me, did your last girlfriend give you a teeny bit of hope before she told you the real answer? (PLAY ‘OOOH’ TRACK)

SCENE TRANSITION – – – – – RESTAURANT

JILL: You really think Bigfoot is real?

HARRY: No, why would I?

JILL: I just think that all the stories from it, he’s bound to be giving autographs by now. (PLAY LAUGH TRACK)

HARRY: Oh yeah, so whenever another lost pilot crashes into the Himalayas and finds civilization, he’s gonna take a tourist stop at the BigFoot Show? (PlAY lAUGH TRACK)

MILES AND JOHN ENTER – – – – – – – – – – – – – – JOIN TABLE
MILES: Hey guys, what are you talking about?

HARRY: BigFoot.

MILES: Hey man! Jill is right there, don’t be mean. (PLAY LAUGH TRACK)

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